Pinas adventure (Part 3)

Continuation…

Hays sighs… Sorry to update after a week! *Your Ate is busy! Hardly working, este working hard “daw”*

While I was checked in Dusit Thani (I never enjoyed my 5 star accommodation, not their not so 5 star! But I was always out GrrrrRRrrrrRR!!!) my ride picked me up around 11pm para daw mag Malate, saan? Sa Library! *Pootah di pa man din nagiinit ang bangkay sa hotel, ayan may lakad na.* Wala talagang pahinga si Curacha while summering in Pinas!

I was picked up at the lobby and as soon as I sat my brother asked me… O asan na ang back pack mo? Tangina! Hahahaha, kasi nga diba kahit saan pumunta lola eh nakasukbit ang back pack sa likod ko. Eh yon ang brief sa akin ni Doring - wag kang tatanga-tanga, bantayan mo lagi mga gamit mo! Kaya naman ako, ayun laging yakap ang bag ko. Hehehehe…

So there we was, at The Library!

It’s not your usual library, I tell yah! This library are full of trannies and the like hahaha! It is indeed the nosiest library I have been to!!!

It is a comedy bar/restaurant and karaoke in one. O diba?

I hate smoking inside the clubs! *Nasusulasok ko sa sariling kong usok!* So everytime am going to smoke, I go outside! And there I saw - nakita ko sa tabi ng library ang isang lesbian club “daw” I forgot the name, di sya ka-remember-remember! *OMG, may mga tibo pa sa club? Hindi sila umuwi ng maaga para mag cross-stitch? HAHAHA* Out of curiosity I went in, footah ikaw kaya marinig mo mga hagikgikan ng mga tibo doon? At makita mo silang nag-bo-body shots? Hindi ka ba papasok? Hehehe…
Cover to get in is 250.00 that includes a Screw driver *Na, parang sunny orange juice ko! and a Jägermeister. I stayed like 15 mins and in that 15 mins I had 5 screw driver and a jägermeister hehehe, pootah malay ko bang *You don’t give tips sa mga bartenders sa Pinas? Hahaha…* So everytime I gave that lesbione bartenter eh she gives me drink o diba - Sa loob ko… Grabeh ang mixed drink sa Pinas, it’s like mixed water and juice! Walang LAAAAASSSSAAAA. Kaya naman sabi ko Kosa, baka naman pwede mong tapang-tapaangan? *Bait naman nitong tibo na to, kahit hindi kagwapuhan pwede na din bwahahahahah!!! Truth!* (Hindi ako ganun kasama kagaya ng iniisip nyong lahat, I know how to appreciate naman noh!)

After that 15 minute fame on that lesbian bar, went back inside library. Then to Hap Chan… After eating we decided to call it a nite… But not for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Hahaha, Kasi while near Cafe Adriatico, I told them na iwan na ako, uuwi ako magisa… (I want to drink moreeeee and just be with myself for a moment! Spontaneous daw ako eh.) So there I was, ALONE in Malate… Looking for some place to hangout. I went inside fasionista, pero lumabas din ako… Di ko feel. I would love to go back sa lesbian club near library but I was afraid sa mga Kosa bwahaha, baka mapagtripan ba ako? So I found myself drinking at Bedrock okay naman sya they have a live band no. And the freeaking waiters were asking me, why am I by myself… At biglang kabig, gusto mong may makusap? ME: Hmmmpt - Huh? Okay lang… So iti-nable nila sa akin yong anak ng isang sikat na Rakista na kamuka ni KAMATAYAN… Knows nyo sya? Of course, kinausap ko naman… Baka sabihin nya eh sa TV pakaway-kaway ako tapos sa personal eh suplada pala ako! I don’t want write-ups like that… HAHAHAHA… Happens to be — Kauri rin si pootah. At kilala sya ng mga waiter. Kaya inaya sa akin.

WALANG DATING! As I always say, wala akong nakitang maganda sa Pinas! *BOW* Not that I am looking and what to fish diva? Pero wala talaga akong nakitang makalaglag bra. Hahaha… WALA-NADA as in. O di kaya? Masyado lang mataas lang ang aking qualifications?