Ortigas-Makati-Los Banos-Makati-Libis-Makati *Nakakalokang routa!*

Hindi po ako barker!

Last May 21st after checking out at Shangri-La EDSA about 8am [Pucha, di pa man din check-out time noh!] Me and my dad went to our ancestral house to drop off and get some stuff to bring into Los Banos, Laguna [Reunion-reunionan with my dads relathieves...] I really don’t want to go, Curacha here want some rest too! Dahil I made some commitments already on the night of 21st noh! It was set up already 2 months before I left the US. But my fathermother insisted that we go!!! Baka naman daw sabihin ‘were so isnob sa personal.’ Diba nga kasi nag rent sila ng private pool… Puta hindi ko man lang na enjoy! Kasi nga I have to leave early. I was begging them not to make it the 21st of May, I asked them to make it a day before May 21 - eh

On the way to the JAM bus station… *Oh no, Curacha will take public transportation?* I loveeee the smell of Kalentong market hehehe - agang trapik!

It was a good thing that I was far away from Makati (The night before.) Kaya naman Curacha here ay medyo nakapahinga ng konti! I wasn’t really feeling good, dahil pagod-puyat-hang over-over sex at kung ano ano pa…

Lamayan Street. Sta.Ana, Manila. Ano ba lahat ng tao naka motorbike! *Maniningil ng pautang?*

So there we was sitting and hoping there would be no traffic sa skyway na talaga namang pinagkagastahan ng milyones ng mamayang Pilipino lol.

Bawal ang 1-2-3!

It was a bit congested in Alabang, but after that it was okay…

We gots in Los Banos proper in about an hour?

And still have to take another jeepney ride to go to pansol.

And then just before we say ‘Boss sa tabi lang’ the rain poured… Ekkkkkk, baka dumali ako!

There was our ride! Just one tix away, anjan agad!

I just said HI and Bye to my dad relathieves… As in we have to leave asap din no, to avoid traffic.

Actually I told my dad that he can stay there with his relathieves and no need to sama to me sa pagbalik ng Manila. He doesn’t want to. I insist, kasi naman noh baka atakihin sa puso sa sobrang pagod yong matanda lol.

Just after having lunch sa pansol and having a little bit kwento, we went back to Manila. But I am not leaving Laguna without pasalubong for my peeps in the US. So there I was buying and making tawad sa Colettes pasalubong. *Panis na by the time paguwi ko sa Jameirika! Kasi naman I did extend my stay for another week diba? Bitin eh!*

Ohhhhh crabs! But ekkkk I must contain myself, for later in the evening I know that we’ll have seafood.

I was like a bubble head all the way from Laguna back to Manila… Tulog ang lola at walang paki kung mukang bubble head sa loob ng bus. I know right, talagang jontok na jontok ako and somebody wants to sit beside me in Bicutan *Nakakaistorbo! Daming bakanteng upuan, ako pa tatabihan? Leche!* Ako nga ng lumifat HMFTTTT *Suplada mode*

Derechong Sommerset Olympia na ako. (It was alright, masyadong secluded! Heheh, nadidiliman ako - nasisikipan ako sa view sa bintana pucha!)

I was in a little bit rush it was almost 6pm and I still have to pick up her royalness ka-chuvahan sa Valero St. where he was staying… Dahil nga we have to be in Libis at 7pm to meet the royal bloggers for the pers tym. *May kotse ba ako at ako pa pi-pick up sa kanya? Hahaha pinik-up ko sya ng taxi!!!* At sabay kaming pumunta sa Libis dala-dala ang aming mga relief goods na pasalubong. Hahaha…

It was like a 3 hours drive from Makati Ave to Valero St. in Makati too mind y’all - all the way to Libis syet ang traffic and whenever I looked at our cabs meter

eh kinakabahan ako!!! *Naloloka ako kaka-convert kung magkano yon sa Dinars lol* Puta kada at kambyo ata ni manong eh nadadagagan ang babayaran namin lol… And you know I am running out of peso let alone Dinars! Binigyan pa namin ng tipanyang 150php ang mama dahil sobrang traffic tapos malalaman namin na from Makati to Libis kahit gaano ka-traffic eh mga 150php lang the most na babayadan mo! Puta ka manong napaka mandurugas mong hudas ka! Ang tanda-tanda mo na nadudugas ka pang walaghiya ka!