Boracay pa din!

After a 45 minute flight from Manila at last Caticlan na!

[May piyesta?]

Utang na loob ayaw ko na sasakay sa bangka, it’s scary! Ang life jacket? Hmmm syrofoam na tinahian lang ng orange na tela hahaha life jacket na! If I only knew, kasi nga diba hindi na ako nakikipag negotiate? Baka kasi makasapak na ako? Hahaha. I thought the boat transfer with Montenegro lines is going to cost me an arm and a leg - Dehins! Just 5 pesos additional naka AC ka, at comfy pa. Sisihin ang aking tour guide/translator!!!

Walang katapusang tricycle ride - hayyyyyss…

Finally! After 48 years, nakarating din kami sa Seawind!

We checked in immediately - autograph at deposit required! Sarap welcome drinks at cold towel na amoyyyy melon! *Lecheng mga welcome drinks na yan! Kaya nasira ang tiyan ko, palibhasa libre?*

*HIKA*

Our room was at the back as in across the lobby as in tatawid ka ng street. Which is a good thing ayaw ko sa beachfront malamok, malangaw at maingay.

Hingal lang kalaban mo, ang taas taas kaya ng hagdanan?

Are we there yet???

I love the Balcony! *This Balcony turns beer garden at night! Wala nga lang babaeng nagsasayaw. TSK.* Hahaha, inom muna sa balkonahe bago lumabas — Yan ang DRILL! Para less ga$to$! Madugo ang bakasyon. Panay gastos ang gagawin mo talaga.

As soon as I got into the room, I first went into the bathroom…

Para manalamin? Vanidosa kasi ako! Hahaha…

Malinis naman! I love the tabo OMG… I want to bring one with me, pero I couldn’t find one for sale. I love the smell of their towels, bango syet!

Want to see our room? Are you really ready? Hahaha, walang sisihan!

We was booked in Doña Paz suite! Grabe, as in lola room hahahaha!!!

May tumba-tumba pa?

Sangka pa! Kinikilabutan ako sa totoo lang - feeling ko hindi din ako nalayo sa aking worst nightmare ang “lola ko” hahaha. As in. Parang feeling ko andito lang sya sa tabi ko. The only difference is the room doesn’t smell bengay and salon pas. *Takips ilong.* Parang feel ko atang mag-ala SOONYEE hahaha awayin mag-amok sa mga tao sa front desk…

Buti na lang gutom na ako at talagang hilo na ako sa gutom so my guide took me to Andok’s for refreshments.

To be continued…